Dispensational rhymes with sensational!

I was surfing the fundamentalist web when I came across the most fascinating tidbit. Guess what the F in John F. Walvoord stands for... Flipse! Is that not the coolest middle name ever? Here's the internet proof (http://www.walvoordhistory.com/John%20Garrett%20Walvoord.html) just in case you don't believe me.
Our beloved Dr. Walvoord was given his mother's maiden name as a middle name. I guess his parents were early feminists.